and the earth shattering news of the day is.....

tongue rings are bad. especially when you take a bite of an apple only to spit out a piece of tooth like i did today. you'd think after having it for over 18 months i'd have the hang of it by now. apparently not. i think i need to take it out, for the protection and safety of the rest of my teeth. but i can't seem to bring myself to do it. yes, it's a stupid, useless hole in my tongue that serves no purpose, but i've oddly grown attached to it. secretly, it makes me feel cool. but sssh, don't tell!

























see how cool it makes me look!?!?! see, see!! how can i possibly part with this? i'll be soooo much less cool without it.